Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

the psycho who used to be in cell #33 at Azkaban

01-02-03
evil has a pretty face
[info]megan_caliga
Harry Potter is looking for me. It's very exciting. He and his little trainee came looking for me while I had very luckily nipped out to the ladies' loo. I narrowly avoided them and managed to get out of the Ministry before they could alert anyone at the exits. I don't think I am going to let him find me yet.

I should probably warn Anthony.
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kill list
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[info]megan_caliga
People I'd like to kill and WHY:

Mafalda Hopkirk - bitch
Hugh Dawlish - bad sex
Hannah Abbott - too perfect
Wayne Hopkins - annoying
Harry Potter - hair sticks up
Hestia Jones - might figure out what I did to her

HIM
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[info]megan_caliga
Nine days. NINE! I have already walked through the Obliviator Offices seven times today. Must start timing my detours better. Two of the seven he was off places other. Not even at his desk. Blast! Must deliver documents to Cormac. Do not want Hildi seeing me drop them. Will use non-descript owl.

Though I seem to have solved the problem of how to get documents to him discreetly for next time. I wonder how he feels about enchanted office furniture.
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HIM
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[info]megan_caliga
HE owled me. Must reply. Must. All other work has been put on hold until that owl had been replied to. Must think of something to say.
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lessons in sneaky
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[info]megan_caliga
BLAST!

So much for McLaggen not noticing what file I was looking at that day. He's a smooth one, I'll give him that. Oh well, he doen't seem to terribly disturbed about it. He even wants to take me to lunch. Which could be amusing. I hope he doesn't notice that most of those documents are forged. I'm very good at my forgeries. Hopkirk would be aghast at how well I can mimic her signature. I run her office better than she does. Perhaps she needs to take the same sort of vacation Aunt Hestia is taking. Will look into it.

Speaking of, I might have to do something drastic there. Aunt Hestia is becoming tiresome. She's fighting me more often. It's lucky she doesn't have many friends - though Kingsley Shacklebolt has been sniffing around lately. Must look in to sending her on an actual holiday far, far from here. Perhaps permanently? Will look into it.

I must find a reason to walk through the Oblivitor Department today. I know WHY, but I refuse to admit such a thing.

oops
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[info]megan_caliga
ice ice baby... too cold, too cold )

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